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  <title>put on the gas mask as you enter the world of the only hv</title>
  <subtitle>danger! danger! ::beeps:: *alarm went off*</subtitle>
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    <name>the only hv</name>
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    <title>gone to mars</title>
    <published>2003-08-08T19:42:08Z</published>
    <updated>2003-08-08T19:42:08Z</updated>
    <content type="html">have anyone seen mars last night?</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:hazard0us_v1rus:22665</id>
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    <title>cuban is sick</title>
    <published>2003-08-06T00:09:35Z</published>
    <updated>2003-08-06T00:15:33Z</updated>
    <content type="html">&lt;img src="http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/afp/20030805/capt.sge.nyi88.050803204440.photo00.default-280x359.jpg" alt="i suck!" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;markie: lookie here, i am sucky suckie sucker. wanna a cuban cigar? here goes! &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;::gagging:: i really &lt;i&gt;loathe&lt;/i&gt; that dude!</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:hazard0us_v1rus:22097</id>
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    <title>stealing a quiz from schnoodle ::oopsies!::</title>
    <published>2003-08-02T15:39:08Z</published>
    <updated>2003-08-02T15:39:08Z</updated>
    <content type="html">Rachel - Your real name should be Rachel. People&lt;br&gt;with the name Rachel are usually very&lt;br&gt;opinionated, artistic, and love good music. You&lt;br&gt;are very lucky you got this name. Congrats,&lt;br&gt;you're cool.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;font size="-1"&gt;&lt;a href="http://quizilla.com/users/klutz3572/quizzes/What%20should%20your%20name%20be%3F/"&gt;What should your name be?&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br&gt; &lt;font size="-3"&gt;brought to you by &lt;a href="http://quizilla.com"&gt;Quizilla&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;::snickering:: hello! i'm rachel. cool.</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:hazard0us_v1rus:21787</id>
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    <title>hmm</title>
    <published>2003-08-02T15:35:24Z</published>
    <updated>2003-08-02T15:35:48Z</updated>
    <content type="html">all night i spent my time thinking in my sleep: &lt;b&gt;today, does people spank their child's ass?&lt;/b&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;imo, i don't believe in spanking, though, that i was a victim of spanking. i have discussed about it with my mom and she kinda getting me pissed off on that issue. i'm not like her, somehow. no way.</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:hazard0us_v1rus:21739</id>
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    <title>hazard0us_v1rus @ 2003-07-29T17:54:00</title>
    <published>2003-07-29T22:55:56Z</published>
    <updated>2003-07-29T23:03:06Z</updated>
    <content type="html">i'm bored as hell. so i decided to change my background and some colors. but the design is basically the same. different, huh? i really wish that i can make my own layout like some people did but unfortunately for me, i don't really know how to.</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:hazard0us_v1rus:21284</id>
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    <title>hazard0us_v1rus @ 2003-07-29T15:34:00</title>
    <published>2003-07-29T20:34:32Z</published>
    <updated>2003-07-29T20:34:32Z</updated>
    <content type="html">&lt;img src="http://www.nsai.net/~halley/hsr-quiz/cz.jpg"&gt;&lt;br&gt;You're Coach Z&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;The only people you can relate to are the hosts of Sportscenter. Your topics of conversation, though very interesting to you, usually bore and confuse everyone else around you. You're a poser, an arm-chair quarterback, and you're too self involved to ever realize you're a walking stereotype.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nsai.net/~halley/hsr-quiz/"&gt;Which Homestar Runner Character Am I?&lt;/a&gt;</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:hazard0us_v1rus:21065</id>
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    <title>hazard0us_v1rus @ 2003-07-29T15:18:00</title>
    <published>2003-07-29T20:21:03Z</published>
    <updated>2003-07-29T20:21:58Z</updated>
    <content type="html">glaucoma caused by tight necktie? hmm... interesting as i just read the article in yahoo!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;a href="http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&amp;amp;cid=571&amp;amp;e=5&amp;amp;u=/nm/health_necktie_dc"&gt;glaucoma&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/b&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;no glaucoma, no neckties.</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:hazard0us_v1rus:20777</id>
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    <title>hazard0us_v1rus @ 2003-07-29T15:16:00</title>
    <published>2003-07-29T20:16:26Z</published>
    <updated>2003-07-29T20:16:26Z</updated>
    <content type="html">&lt;a href="http://quizilla.com/users/cabbagepatchgirl/quizzes/What&amp;#39;s%20Your%20Wedding%20Style%3F/"&gt;&lt;img src="http://images.quizilla.com/C/cabbagepatchgirl/1050394021_ntsnatural.jpg" border="0" alt="Natural wedding"&gt;&lt;br&gt; &lt;font size="-1"&gt;What's Your Wedding Style?&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt; &lt;font size="-3"&gt;brought to you by &lt;a href="http://quizilla.com"&gt;Quizilla&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:hazard0us_v1rus:20438</id>
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    <title>d'oh!</title>
    <published>2003-07-28T00:31:06Z</published>
    <updated>2003-07-28T00:31:06Z</updated>
    <content type="html">i just finished watching the simpsons. still got me laughing. lmfao! especially with homer and his stupidity.</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:hazard0us_v1rus:19915</id>
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    <title>hazard0us_v1rus @ 2003-07-27T11:55:00</title>
    <published>2003-07-27T16:58:32Z</published>
    <updated>2003-07-27T16:58:32Z</updated>
    <content type="html">i'm &lt;b&gt;t&lt;/b&gt;oo &lt;b&gt;i&lt;/b&gt;mmature, &lt;b&gt;r&lt;/b&gt;eal &lt;b&gt;e&lt;/b&gt;nergetic &lt;b&gt;d&lt;/b&gt;isser.</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:hazard0us_v1rus:19288</id>
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    <title>hazard0us_v1rus @ 2003-07-26T11:04:00</title>
    <published>2003-07-26T16:05:08Z</published>
    <updated>2003-07-26T16:05:08Z</updated>
    <content type="html">&lt;img src="http://images.quizilla.com/A/AuntMabel/1057372415_Enunfakenun.gif" border="0" alt="HASH(0x8753c90)"&gt;&lt;br&gt;You're fake nun!!!! You're a fake nun!! You burn in&lt;br&gt;hell!!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;a href="http://quizilla.com/users/AuntMabel/quizzes/What%20kind%20of%20nun%20are%20you!!!%3F%20Omg.../"&gt; &lt;font size="-1"&gt;What kind of nun are you!!!? Omg...&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt; &lt;font size="-3"&gt;brought to you by &lt;a href="http://quizilla.com"&gt;Quizilla&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;lmfao!</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:hazard0us_v1rus:19193</id>
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    <title>the last few days...</title>
    <published>2003-07-25T16:36:32Z</published>
    <updated>2003-07-25T16:36:32Z</updated>
    <content type="html">ah, i have to write the entry all over again because last night it went down on me as i clicked on update journal, grrr! good thing i can still remember what i'm going to write down.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;sorry for not updating my journal for few days now. i'm sure that you guys find my journal boring. correct me if i'm wrong.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;monday:&lt;/b&gt;went to minnepolis about 9 in the morning for my vocational rehabilition appointment. it was basically about college and money and what to do next fall. good thing i'm going to have them support me financially throughout the quarter. whooie. the meeting went quickly, like it lasted about 15 minutes. then off i go to see nicollet mall for myself since no long being here in ol' minnesota because i was out of state most of year last year. many things have been changed, many stores closed down and almost everything has changed in over a decade. i went to school in minneapolis in the early '90s. times went fast.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;tuesday:&lt;/b&gt;for the second day in a row, off i go to minneapolis to visit my classmate. it was nice to see her again after a year. i'm the one who has changed alot through the year and she just barely changed in some ways. i just found something about her that i didn't like about. she don't like to talk to new people that quickly like i do. that surprised me. i'm used to them because of college. i loved meeting new people. a black guy saw me signing so he'd stopped by and see us and he began to talk and i began to talk, too. that left my classmate alone not talking. just quiet and not looking at our conversation. the guy asked her why she was quiet. she was kinda of rude to him, which was surprising to me. so i began to talk to him instead to keep the conversation alive. he said that he recently moved to minneapolis from chicago and still looking for school to go to. nice nice. then he just asked us some basic questions like how old were we, what were our birthdays, etc. i was more than happy to give him answers to his questions. it was like to getting each other better. my classmate said, why do you want to know? none of your business. that got me pissed off and then the guy left and i decided to leave. i don't know what to do with her, though, but the best way is to leave.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;yesterday i just got my three shitloads of laundry done. whew and i'm satisfied as hell. mayde today i'd go to some outlet mall place somewhere along i-94. i don't know.</content>
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    <title>hazard0us_v1rus @ 2003-07-20T17:04:00</title>
    <published>2003-07-20T22:05:59Z</published>
    <updated>2003-07-20T22:05:59Z</updated>
    <content type="html">happy birthday to my childhood friend next door. he's turning 19 today. happy b-day, a.i., too bad you have to work with your dad with enterpreauring whatever it spells. and good luck in college next month and you'll know what i went through last year lol, not really...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;ps: everyone who still in high school, don't put your expectations way too high.</content>
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    <title>kobe bryant</title>
    <published>2003-07-18T22:39:37Z</published>
    <updated>2003-07-18T22:39:37Z</updated>
    <content type="html">this entry is a little bit different than i usually write...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;as i heard about kobe. he is charged. wow, now they said there were drugs involved along with adultery. this is getting bigger and bigger every seconds. i have no ideas what is going on with kobe. wait and see what happens on aug. 6 court date. lakers fans, 4 future hall of famers are in doubts right now. make it 3. if bryant will be found guilty.</content>
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    <title>hazard0us_v1rus @ 2003-07-18T14:47:00</title>
    <published>2003-07-18T19:47:54Z</published>
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    <content type="html">&lt;img src="http://images.quizilla.com/Y/yeowyeowyeow/1034657716_uresINDIE1.JPG" border="0" alt="INDIE1"&gt;&lt;br&gt;you're indie!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;a href="http://quizilla.com/users/yeowyeowyeow/quizzes/How%20can%20I%20label%20you%3F/"&gt; &lt;font size="-1"&gt;How can I label you?&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt; &lt;font size="-3"&gt;brought to you by &lt;a href="http://quizilla.com"&gt;Quizilla&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;intersting...</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:hazard0us_v1rus:17385</id>
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    <title>ugh... it... is.... a.... cold.....</title>
    <published>2003-07-17T09:47:42Z</published>
    <updated>2003-07-17T09:49:12Z</updated>
    <content type="html">i can't go back to sleep. mofo. thanks to cold and irriating throat. i don't know where i did get it from. it began suddenly out of the blue last night. unexpected guest invading my immune system. mayday!</content>
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    <title>hazard0us_v1rus @ 2003-07-16T17:06:00</title>
    <published>2003-07-16T23:06:24Z</published>
    <updated>2003-07-16T23:06:24Z</updated>
    <content type="html">You are...Fuck Off.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;font size="-1"&gt;&lt;a href="http://quizilla.com/users/Tryp/quizzes/What%20Usage%20of%20the%20Word%20Fuck%20are%20You%3F/"&gt;What Usage of the Word Fuck are You?&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br&gt; &lt;font size="-3"&gt;brought to you by &lt;a href="http://quizilla.com"&gt;Quizilla&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</content>
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    <title>hazard0us_v1rus @ 2003-07-16T16:54:00</title>
    <published>2003-07-16T22:54:21Z</published>
    <updated>2003-07-16T22:54:21Z</updated>
    <content type="html">&lt;a href="http://www.gaijindesign.com/lawriemalen/nintendo" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.gaijindesign.com/lawriemalen/nintendo/rockman.gif" width="285" height="120" border="0"&gt;&lt;br&gt;:: how nintendo are you? ::&lt;/a&gt;</content>
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    <title>hazard0us_v1rus @ 2003-07-16T16:48:00</title>
    <published>2003-07-16T22:48:49Z</published>
    <updated>2003-07-16T22:48:49Z</updated>
    <content type="html">&lt;font size="2" face="Courier new, Courier"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.ptocheia.net/piss/index.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.ptocheia.net/piss/images/stupid.jpg" border="none"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br /&gt; *looks at the current world's population* You must have a lot of frustration then.&lt;/font&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;a href="http://www.ptocheia.net/piss/index.html"&gt; What pisses you off?&lt;/a&gt; &lt;br&gt;&lt;br /&gt; Created by &lt;a href="http://ptocheia.livejournal.com"&gt;ptocheia&lt;/a&gt;</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:hazard0us_v1rus:16224</id>
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    <title>hazard0us_v1rus @ 2003-07-16T14:10:00</title>
    <published>2003-07-16T19:13:41Z</published>
    <updated>2003-07-16T19:13:41Z</updated>
    <content type="html">oh man! i woke up a few hours ago with stiffed and sore body. must be from helping my aunt and cousins moving to their new home yesterday. i must carry shitloads of their stuffs, i bet. everything will be not be fitted in the house, oh boy... lots of stuffs. for 5 people, including my cousin's boyfriend whose is living with them.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;i hate this stiffing feeling. ouch. but i survived though. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;today, i'll probably spend the rest of my afternoon outside soaking in the sun to rest my stiff body. =o)</content>
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    <title>hazard0us_v1rus @ 2003-07-15T17:58:00</title>
    <published>2003-07-15T23:02:45Z</published>
    <updated>2003-07-15T23:02:45Z</updated>
    <content type="html">today was crazy (sort of) for me.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;first thing in the morning i had to go to the dentist's office to get my chipped tooth fixed. now looked like new. then after that i went to my aunt's old house to help her and my cousins packing and moving. they asked for my help and they needed some vehicle to carry. well i have a van so i borrowed the van from the parents and brought their stuffs from their old house to brand new townhouse. about few miles between the old home to the new home. i spent nearly my whole day helping them moving their stuffs into the townhouse. it has three floors. right now, i am all worn out from all energy i used for this day.</content>
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    <title>lol...</title>
    <published>2003-07-15T00:41:56Z</published>
    <updated>2003-07-15T00:41:56Z</updated>
    <content type="html">&lt;b&gt;Jester X Coke: hey dude&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Hi I am Happy: Hey, dude what?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Jester X Coke: i just said hey, what’s wrong with it?&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Hi I am Happy: Whatever. Can you please buzz off?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Jester X Coke: why? bez I called you a dude?&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Hi I am Happy: No. Not just that…&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Jester X Coke: then what is it?&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Hi I am Happy: Well… You’re my best friend, Gavin.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Jester X Coke: yeah? you’re my best friend, too jenna.&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Hi I am Happy: I should tell you something.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Jester X Coke: what is it then?&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Hi I am Happy: Gavin? Can you please do me a favor and keep a promise?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Jester X Coke: of course, jen, I’m your best friend. that is what friends for.&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Hi I am Happy: Ok, don’t tell everyone, either.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Jester X Coke: I won’t. I swear over my dead dog’s grave down at the creek.&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Hi I am Happy: Okay…&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Jester X Coke: tell me&lt;br /&gt;Jester X Coke: hi?&lt;br /&gt;Jester X Coke: jen?&lt;br /&gt;Jester X Coke: jen? you there?!?&lt;br /&gt;Jester X Coke: please don’t tell me that you are doing something to yourself…&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Hi I am Happy: Sorry, I just went to bathroom. Anyways...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Jester X Coke: ok, then what is it?&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Hi I am Happy: Gavin… &lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Jester X Coke: tell me damnit!&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Hi I am Happy: Oh, never mind. You lost your patience there.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Jester X Coke: I’m sorry. you kept hesitating.&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Hi I am Happy: Sorry. Well I admit that I have crush on you, Gavin.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Jester X Coke: really? well, I’m flattered.&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Hi I am Happy: Oh, damn, you’re gay, too?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Jester X Coke: what? no way!&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Hi I am Happy: Ohh, sorry.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Jester X Coke: are you a lesbian?&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Hi I am Happy: No.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Jester X Coke: ???&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Hi I am Happy: I am a boy dressing like a girl, that’s all... Sorry.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Jester X Coke: you’re a guy?!&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Hi I am Happy: Yes. My body is not producing enough testerstone, That is why I feel more like a girl.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Jester X Coke: oh. still have a dick on you, though?&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Hi I am Happy: Yes. I do.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Jester X Coke: damn...&lt;br /&gt;Jester X Coke: may I ask you?&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Hi I am Happy: Go on...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Jester X Coke: am I gay?&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Hi I am Happy: Why do you think that?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Jester X Coke: bez I always like to stare at your ass, does that mean that i’m gay?&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Hi I am Happy: No.</content>
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    <title>hazard0us_v1rus @ 2003-07-14T13:26:00</title>
    <published>2003-07-14T18:26:16Z</published>
    <updated>2003-07-14T18:26:16Z</updated>
    <content type="html">&lt;img src="http://images.quizilla.com/P/pressthebigredbutton/1055173051_ydeficient.jpg" border="0" alt="morally deficient"&gt;&lt;br&gt;Threat rating: Medium. Your total lack of decent&lt;br&gt;family values makes you dangerous, but we can&lt;br&gt;count on some right wing nutter blowing you up&lt;br&gt;if you become too high profile.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;a href="http://quizilla.com/users/pressthebigredbutton/quizzes/What%20threat%20to%20the%20Bush%20administration%20are%20you%3F/"&gt; &lt;font size="-1"&gt;What threat to the Bush administration are you?&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt; &lt;font size="-3"&gt;brought to you by &lt;a href="http://quizilla.com"&gt;Quizilla&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;that really cracked me up!</content>
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    <title>hazard0us_v1rus @ 2003-07-13T17:47:00</title>
    <published>2003-07-13T22:48:43Z</published>
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    <content type="html">this is nothing new for a day. busy downloading new additional fonts. fun, fun, fun...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;::thinking about to be an interior designer:: hmm, i don't really know about that. i'm undeclared into my second year of college.</content>
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    <title>hazard0us_v1rus @ 2003-07-13T11:35:00</title>
    <published>2003-07-13T16:36:15Z</published>
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    <content type="html">&lt;img src="http://images.quizilla.com/T/teffie/1036291701_earasshole.gif" border="0" alt="asshole"&gt;&lt;br&gt;your asshole.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;a href="http://quizilla.com/users/teffie/quizzes/What%20swear%20word%20are%20you%3F/"&gt; &lt;font size="-1"&gt;What swear word are you?&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt; &lt;font size="-3"&gt;brought to you by &lt;a href="http://quizilla.com"&gt;Quizilla&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;whoo! i'm officially an asshole! maybe. i guess so.</content>
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